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xxlenalenaa asked: SWEDEN WON WE'RE SO COOL OMGOMGOMG #ESC12 hahaha, just kidding, just thought I'd add a little to your esc posts XD

Given that there was a bunch of predictable/tactical voting; I’m quite happy that the act I figured would win (the semi-finals performance was stand-out for me) actually did! Nice to know that some parts of Europe vote the right way ^_^

And dude, if I have the money…I’m totally coming to Sweden for it!! ^_^ 
 

“Americans: to explain #eurovision. Imagine the Super Bowl half time act, over 3 hours, consisting of everything Rick Santorum wants to ban.”
— Eurovision Twitter feed (via clenchinglegolas)

(via thisisrumour)

“We didn’t get any points but we got the Olympics”

Graham Norton (via consultingcoldplayer)

(via florricks)

reelydumbdoodles:

I only have Samuel L. Jackson and the “Go The Fuck To Sleep” book to blame for this. 
BAWWW LOOKIT CLINT AND HIS CHUBBY CHEEKS

reelydumbdoodles:

I only have Samuel L. Jackson and the “Go The Fuck To Sleep” book to blame for this. 

BAWWW LOOKIT CLINT AND HIS CHUBBY CHEEKS

(via yekith)

Half the countries in Europe: Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad.

The other half: Okay, hit back with gay men.

Russia: Fuck you all, we send in the grannies

5boys1dream1direction:

Shouting out to the funny fucker weather man on BBC

“Well we might not have won Eurovision, but we sure  beat most of Europe in a game of weather today!”

4 for you BBC weather man, you go BBC weather man!

(via youknowyourebritishwhen)

Timebomb
Kylie Minogue / Timebomb - Single

theshowgirlprincess:

KYLIE — “Timebomb”

New single now available on iTunes!

(via naomisdisco)

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fuckyeahhlynz:

LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS.

fuckyeahhlynz:

LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS.

(Source: iamahugslut)

mmspectreon:

im-being-sarcastic-of-course:

I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision

because you don’t understand

on Saturday

Europe goes to war

(via everdeeners)