Bienvenue a LyzsiLand

thereal1990s:

the high school years will always be my favourite seasons.

(Source: delphinecormier, via 90s90s90s)

vampiresunsets:

Straight To Video- Mindless Self Indulgence

(via everythingdownherefloats)

twelvefootmountaintroll:

i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”

and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”

and i’ll say “no like the font”

(via everythingdownherefloats)

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about

1. stealing lobsters

2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

(via evelynhollow)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via mjp21)

lowmorale:

SMASHING PUMPKINS 1992

(via 90s90s90s)

WiFi: connected

Me: then fucking act like it

lmnpnch:

Nebula and Gamora: adopted sisters, daughters of Thanos.

(via bobbryar)